Friday, May 2, 2008

There is That


I'm not surprised that Atlanta made the list. For anyone who isn't familiar with GA's capital city, here are a few points to consider:

1. It takes just about 20 minutes to go anywhere in Atlanta--unless you're going fewer than 3.75 miles. Without traffic, it could take about 12 minutes to go anywhere that's fewer than 10 miles from your starting point.

2. Unmarried couples or unmarried singles may have a shorter they wouldn't necessarily be living in the best school districts, which might put them at least thirty-minutes away from their place of employment.

3. Houses in the suburbs are less expensive than those closer to town. Thus, a longer commute.

4. Just as any amount of precipitation puts some drivers into a state of torpor, any kind of visually distracting stimuli at the side of the road will compel some motorists to cruise and gaze. What would've been a seventeen-minute drive could easily turn into a twenty-five minute trip.

5. Mishmash of drivers going too slowly with those going too quickly creates a less than optimal dynamic.

6. School buses--dare I even suggest it--that pick up a horde of children on the street in front of apartment complexes (rather than just inside the complex).